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For the last time, pineapple on pizza is NOT like eating out your sister.Pineapples
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If a blind girl tells you that you have big dick...she is just pulling your legBig dick...
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Why did the physicist and the biologist break up... because they had no chemistryChemistry matters...
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If a man speaks in a forest and there is no woman to hear him... is he still wrong...?
Still Wrong...
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I want a Barbie and GI Joe for my birthdayBarbie and GI Joe
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Friends are like snow... if you pee on them they will disappear...
Snow Friends...
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What idiot called it a vet instead of a dogtor...?
Dogtor
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Here's the lunch we promisedThe High Cost of Dying - Part 1 of ??
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His name is "Maury" and does telepathic paternity tests.Paternity Test
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I want to do 2 chicks at the same time2 chicks 1 clip
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Do you know a cure for sex addiction... I've tried fucking everything...
Sex Addiction...
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Why are divorces so expensive?
Divorces...
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I'm thinking of becoming a vegetarianVegetarian Meat
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They called themselves cougars because it sounds better than washed up bar slut
Bar Slut
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Barium is what you do after you killum
Bury Them...
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What part of the body dies last?It's the eyes...
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Dad! He’s so cute!
Quasi-Nostalgic
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It's a shame Foshata and Smouch are gone.
WaiterWizard — Untitled
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Server has crashedServer crash...
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My date was impressed that I work with animals... I didn't tell hear that I'm a butcher...
Animals...
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Being kissed in your sleep in the purest form of love
Prison Kisses...
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It takes guts to be an organ donor...
Organ Donor...
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Testicles are just dick titties....
Dick Titties...
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Your girlfriend is the square root of a negative 100
Complex Relationship
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