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What do you call a cow with no legs?Dad Joke
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Why don't they play cards in the jungle?
Jungle Cards...
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Dad! He’s so cute!Quasi-Nostalgic
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You 're so old... when you were born... the Dead Sea was just sick...Dead Sea Sick...
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Scientists have recently discovered a food that greatly reduces sex drive... a wedding cake....
Sex Drive...
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I am currently experiencing life at several WTFs per hour...
Experiencing Life...
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I invented a thought controlled air freshener
It makes scents...
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Who's up for a no-denture adventure?No Denture Adventure
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"Harder" is a horrible safe word...
Safe Word...
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The wife asked me where I wanted to be buried
Balls deep
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If we come from dust we will return to dustDust 2 Dust
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German sausage jokes are just the wurst...
German Sausage...
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I would rather date a puppet than a marionette
No strings attached...
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Gave the cat a bath. Were the bubbles supposed to stop?
Kitty
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Excessive oily discharge is the PURPOSE of this medication.Excessive Oily Discharge
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Friends are like snow... if you pee on them they will disappear...
Snow Friends...
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I saw a nice flock of cows today...
Flock of Cows...
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If you dissolve you enemies in acid... did you turn your problem into a solution?Problem Solution
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Here is to pineapple on pizza and sisters30 min or less
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I want a Barbie and GI Joe for my birthdayBarbie and GI Joe
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If Lorena Bobbitt died in a car crash would it be because some dick cut her off...?
Lorena Bobbitt...
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I really like CSSBackend...
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I tried to re-marry my ex-wife but she found out I was only after my money...
Ex-Wife....
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My date was impressed that I work with animals... I didn't tell hear that I'm a butcher...
Animals...
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