Darth Vader once said... Give a man a fish ... he'll eat for a day... teach a man to force choke, and people will give him that fish...

What did the skunk say when the winds changed?

I want a Barbie and GI Joe for my birthday

I really like CSS

No thanks, I’m a vegetarian is a fun thing to say when someone hands you a baby

Three Japanese Girl Theater Presents: What we've done since we lost funding

Your girlfriend is the square root of a negative 100

I saw a nice flock of cows today...

Sore throats are a pain in the neck...

I am currently experiencing life at several WTFs per hour...

What's the different between a lentil and a chickpea

If you dissolve you enemies in acid... did you turn your problem into a solution?

A girl with a flat chest is like a desert... there's nothing there but it's still hot...

Will I be okay doctor?

The lack of poop on the TP indicated that I had finished wiping...but the hot itchy feeling a hour later indicated it was a lie

What happens if you get scared to death twice...?

Why do astronauts use Linux

If a man speaks in a forest and there is no woman to hear him... is he still wrong...?

What's either a really gross animal issue OR an impressive, magical school?

I tried human milk once...

I'm finally prepared to play League on EUW.

If you are a guy who masturbates... then you are getting a handjob from a dude...

I didn't have time to jog this morning

If women are always right... then how do lesbians settle arguments...?