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That couple just walked through my fart.They walked through my fart
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I didn't have time to jog this morningRunning Joke
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I heard you have a crush on Adele...she's a good singerCrush on Adele
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When life gets rough, ask yourself: Did I shit my pants today? If no, you're doing alright.Shit Pants...
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Hey guys, Bropez is here!
Bropez
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If you are a guy who masturbates... then you are getting a handjob from a dude...
Handjobs...
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Dad! He’s so cute!Quasi-Nostalgic
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Don’t send it back honey, just pick them out.Watching Too Much RiffTrax
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If women are always right... then how do lesbians settle arguments...?
Lesbians...
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I tried human milk once...Twelve Steps
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Excessive oily discharge is the PURPOSE of this medication.Excessive Oily Discharge
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It's been like 20 years. They can't think the Foshata magic will still be there.
WaiterWizard — Untitled
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If you walk backwards in flip flops are they flop flips...?
Flip flops...
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Hey, I am going to go 0-12 bot lane, carry me!I'm Trynd and I'm pushing the side lane
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What part of the body dies last?
It's the eyes...
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Pineapple on pizza?
Pineapple on pizza
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I'm thinking of becoming a vegetarianVegetarian Meat
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Drink of this, for it is my blood...
The Last Breakfast
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Three Japanese Girl Theater Presents: What we've done since we lost fundingVoiceBalloon — Untitled
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If a blind girl tells you that you have big dick...she is just pulling your leg
Big dick...
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Here's the lunch we promisedThe High Cost of Dying - Part 1 of ??
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You can eat this...if you can stop being toxic for one game.
Devil Ryu Reformed
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The worst job I ever had was grading soda by fizzinessSoda
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Here is to pineapple on pizza and sisters30 min or less
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